Red Dirt Babies,

I was watching TV late the other night. At commercial, I got up to go tinkle.  I’m in the bathroom taking care of business like BTO, and I hear crazy sex noise coming from my TV.

Now, sex noises coming from my TV is not a rare occurrence, but it was a little startling considering I was watching some shit-ass, sexless movie on Bravo.

With the help of God’s gift to lazy slobs like myself, I rewound that bitch to see what all the racket was. If there’s sexin’ going on, I want to watch it.

This is what I missed.

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You know who partied with fuckloads of kick-ass in the ’80s? The Boz, that’s who. Your very own Brian Bosworth actually. But what’s even more amusing is to look at Sports Illustrated’s rare — their term, not mine — photos of Oklahoma’s linebacker in his prime of me-first-ness. What a birthday present … he turned 45 on Tuesday.

RDK, this is how you go all-out … while still in college.

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According to today’s story in the Tulsa World, Oklahoma sophomore guard Willie Warren hasn’t ruled out returning to Norman for his junior year. In fact, because of his ankle surgery, dissapointing season and poor team performance, the Texas native thinks that it could be very likely he returns for the 2010-11 campaign.

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We had the first signs that spring has actually arrived here in Oklahoma. No, not the mild temperatures. Not the rain or thunder. And not the 40 MPH south winds.

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What other season? Well, to die-hard college football fans there are only three seasons: 1) regular season 2) spring practice and 3) recruiting. And today’s the beginning of the thing that gets us from a little closer to fall Saturdays.

The lazy bastards that we are, we’ll leave the spring practice coverage to the experts. You won’t find us breaking down depth charts, position battles or injuries. Instead, check out SoonerSports.com’s Spring Football Central. If history is any indication, they’ll have interviews, practice video and even the occasional bit. Nothing as face-melting funny as you’d find at RDK, but who else can dream up that kind of perversion.

>> SoonerSports.com Spring Practice Central