It takes a lot for me to tell someone that they’ve had too much to drink. But when you’re 40 years old, 300 bills and crawling on the streets around Wrigley Field, you’ve had too much to drink.
Unfortunately, I think this is what I must act like after Oklahoma loses to Texas. (A much sexier, hornier version, of course.) Where is this guy’s group? Surely he didn’t roll out there like that alone. What a bunch of a-hole friends.
Spoiler: That chick to the right isn’t in the video … anywhere.
Anyway, check out the scene after the jump and I apologize in advance for the flesh. It’s nauseating. No, really, it is.




