News Flash: Britney is Bat Sh*t Crazy

Ok, maybe that’s not a news flash. Maybe a news flash would be something like “Britney is normal, sober, and hot!” But the new Britney Fucking Trainwreck is growing on me.

When she was hot and all normal and what not, she probably just wanted to have normal, missionary position sex so as not to hurt her “pretty lil’ flower, y’all”. Now that is she is looney tunes, I bet she would do some really cool shit without having to be coersed. I am not talking about diddling her bean with a rabbit while monster f’ing her vah j. I mean like stuff you see on those endless popups when you “accidentally” google search “alt.sex.com.”