Never in my life did I think I’d see a drunk Spongebob Squarepants fan cause such a ruckus. I’m a better person for it now though. This clearly inebriated Spongebob supporter apparently, according the YouTube details, tossed a stuffed Spongebob into the crowd. The stadium security was called. That didn’t work, which then brought on [...]
Archive for February, 2008
The Lodge? Reality TV? A Prayer Answered.
Posted by Dirt Monkey in February 28th 2008
According to D Magazine’s FrontBurner, one Andy Streitfeld, a man with ideas, is hoping to make a reality TV show about The Lodge, one of Dallas’ infamous “gentlemens clubs.” According to the post, Streitfeld’s Dallas-based company, AMS Production Group, is busy shooting a pilot at the naked-friendly hotspot.
What can we say? This cat has [...]
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The other day, I had the urge to smell vagina
Posted by Gravy Train in February 27th 2008
And not just any vagina, a “sensuous vagina”. So I did what every red blooded American male would do…No, I didn’t go to a strip club. No, I didn’t steal my wife’s dirty thongs. I bought some snatch scent. Impossible, you say?
“How can the lovely odor from a chick’s crotch be bought and sold [...]
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Ugly Girls Who Think They’re Hot
Posted by Dirt Monkey in February 27th 2008
I like hot chicks. Every guy does. But what about that fluffy, donut-eating poser who just thinks she’s hot? I present Exhibit A: Miss Nisreen Sweedberg. A young girl so blinded by her own self-esteem she missed one absolutely key fact: SHE’S NOT ATTRACTIVE. At all. Not even a little bit.
She claims, in an interview [...]
Bill Clinton Speeds My Commute
Posted by Dirt Monkey in February 26th 2008
At least I’m quite sure it was him. The infamous former President is in Dallas this week campaigning for “wife” Hillary and urging Texas democrats to vote early. He’s got a number of stops today in Dallas, Grapevine and Fort Worth.
How does this affect me? (Other than the fact that B.C. and I are hitting [...]
