So, during my four-and-a-half-year tenure at OU, I usually tried to squeeze in some easy-ass class during the summer semester. It killed some time, gave me reason not to have a full-time job and, save for my disastrous statistics grade in 1997, was an easy A.
The summer of 1999 was no exception. To knock [...]
Archive for May, 2008
Sooner Football … ’90s Style
Posted by Dirt Monkey in May 30th 2008
Spurs Don’t Get Call, "End of Days" Pronounced
Posted by Gravy Train in May 29th 2008
Fundamentally sound team basketball took a major hit Tuesday night when the San Antonio Spurs didn’t reap the benefits of a foul call for the first time since 1998, resulting in the Spurs being one game from elimination in the 2008 NBA Playoffs.
Brent Barry, who is better known for being a white dunk contest winner [...]
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Mike Morgan is Brilliant
Posted by Gravy Train in May 28th 2008
His job is to predict the weather. More specifically, he predicts tornadoes and rain. And the occasional snow flurry…or ice from the sky. Fucking hate ice from the sky. In any event, everyone in the world with cable knows that Oklahoma is famous for three things: porn stars, dust, and tornadoes. So in reality, Mr. [...]
Improv Everywhere: No-Pants Attack
Posted by Dirt Monkey in May 27th 2008
So, I often dream of a world where I’m just minding my own business on any given day and everyone around me takes off their pants for no apparent reason. As long as it’s at Victoria’s Secret. Or any RDK-approved SMU sorority.
Unfortunately, this did happen. On subways in cities around the world. And it was [...]
So, It’s Memorial Day …
Posted by Dirt Monkey in May 26th 2008
I’ll be absolutely shocked if anyone ever reads this. As such, I’ll code cryptic messages throughout this post since I’m the only one that will read this anyway. By the time you are reading this, I’ll be drunk on beer, BBQ, poker and good, ol’ fashioned American patriotism. *Eagle Soar!*Gravy’s Ghey and likes American Idol.As [...]
