Bob Barry Jr. – REAL Media Member

As everyone in Oklahoma knows, Saint Bradford and the Apostle Landry Jones were the subject of a cruel and unfunny hoax perpetrated by a dragon whore from Austin named James Conrad, or something like that.

Numbnuts was being picked on by smarter, more attractive folks from Oklahoma on his Nebraska message board when, in a flash of brilliance, he decided to report that Bradford and Jones were picked up for selling yayo. ESPN showed its apparent hatred for the University of Oklahoma by reporting the falsity of this report.

Of course, the world-renowned Oklahoma media jumped all over this story. Rather, the idiot on air for WWLS from 9 a.m. to noon every weekday jumped his fat ass all over this story. Instead of simply reporting the hoax and moving on, Sargent Nepotism spent hours degrading bloggers and message boards and “fake” media on the internet.

Whatever. So maybe this stupid-ass prank was exactly that — a prank. And maybe the pig fucker from Austin should be sued. Fine. But let’s not get carried away. BBJ announcing that real media members like himself would never stoop to the level of such bloggers as myself is a slap in the face to bloggers such as myself.

I don’t want a no talent, watermelon headed, brainless nose talker on my level anyway. BBJ is to legitimate media as Amy Winehouse is to sober, level-headed hot piece of ass. His inability to report anything worthwhile has been well-documented on this blog.

Besides, everything I post is true. No satire whatsoever. Or maybe I am being sarcastic. Maybe I was satiring sarcasm. Guess you plebes will never know.