Last Week: 2-2
Season: 15-21
At least I didn’t fall further below .500.
I was tempted not to do any picks this week, just to see who would notice the lack of J-POW. And I was also tempted to leave the Self-Gratification article at the top of the blog for vanity purposes.
But I can’t leave my fans fan [...]
Archive for October, 2008
Jackasstastic Picks o’ the Week
Self-Gratification — RDK Style
There is nothing I enjoy more than stroking … my ego.
Actually, I lied just now — there is nothing I enjoy more than having other’s stroke … my ego. Now I can add the Oklahoma Magazine and The Lost Ogle to the long and distinguished list of objects, animate and otherwise, that have given me [...]
D-Bag Fan of the Week
I found this video late Monday, but I knew I’d be out today so I posted it anyway. I’m sure you’ve seen it. Laughed at it. Eff off.
Apparently, at least according to this yokel, a win against Tennessee means something. Listen here, “feller,” this isn’t the Vols of 1998. They suck ass. I saw all [...]
Phillie Phans Phaucking Rule
I hope this dude is OK, because this is funny as hell.
I was right about Phillie Thug throwing shit, I just didn’t think they would throw shit at other drunk Phillie Thugs. Per withleather, this appears to be a Grey Goose bottle that finds it mark on said Thug’s dome.
If so, this is amazing on [...]
Phillies Win, No One Cares
Baseball is over.Whoopee.
Last night, the Philadelphia Not Cubs defeated the Tampa Bay Rays 4-3 to end Game 5 two nights after it started. The Phils won their second world championship in the franchise’s history, the first being in 1980. They are the losingest team in sports, having lost over 10,000 games in their franchise history.
Yet [...]
