Just for the fact you’ll be out of my college football world and the absolutely amazing media blowjob will end. You’ll be the NFL’s problem. Let them play with your balls for a while.
I was drunk by the second half, but I do know these lines were offered at one point: “Spend 20 minutes with Tim Tebow and you’ll be a better person for it.” This isn’t even hyperbole anymore. We need to create some new word to properly describe this shaft-stroking. I mean really? I’d be a better person? Come. The. Fuck. On.
I’ll accept defeat. I really will. Unfortunately, each of these losses is a little bit easier to take. That pisses me off because it means we’re getting use to losing. The competitive spirit in me hates that.
And while Tebow’s God-like abilities to save kids in the Philippines and live in leper colonies — yeah, this must be made up — are well-documented, I’m really starting to believe he’s nothing more than a characterture of himself.
Constant fist-pumping. Arms waving. Yelling. There was one point he starting doing all this fist-pumping and yelling and I thought any other player in college football would be flagged.
Finally, St. Tebow was called for doing that Gator Chomp in some OU player’s face when the game was already decided. Yeah, real classy, Tim. (Nice Crocs by the way.)
I’m pissed. I’m angry. I’m disappointed. But I’d still not trade cheering for any other school. RDK will be back very soon — and better than ever. We’ll start gearing up for tailgating in 2009. The sun will shine and the Kingdom will be alive and well.
Boomer Sooner!
6 Comments Received
January 9th, 2009 @11:49 am
I was especially fond of the commentators, still gurgling their protein shake, let us all know that after the unsportsmanlike call in the 4th that it was more or less the first thing he had done wrong in his life.
It makes me wonder though, is the world so fucked up that we wet ourselves when there is a person/celebrity that isn’t a complete uberdouche? sad times. on so many levels
January 9th, 2009 @11:55 am
I pray for the day that’s it’s discovered that Tebow runs a gay-porn Web site or operates a cock-fighting ring.
January 9th, 2009 @1:05 pm
You left out Fox’s pregrame bullshit – comparisons to ex-presidents and fucking Ghandi…
January 9th, 2009 @1:09 pm
RDK – your jealousy is embarrassing. If Tim had an OU on his helmet, you’d suck his dick too. You know it. You wish he was your QB.
Tim Tebow is GOD! And he OWNS the Sooners!
January 9th, 2009 @2:02 pm
How are we jealous? We have more Heisman’s — including this year’s — and more national titles than Florida.
Honestly, I’m not sure it’s Tebow’s fault. To say he “owns” the Sooners after a single 10-point win is a stretch.
Would I trade Sam Bradford for Tebow? No. The reason? He’s not a douchebag. Or retarded. Or gay.
January 12th, 2009 @2:55 pm
JackAz with the protein shake blast. God is smiling. And Florida sucks my balls.
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