
It’s not often RDK gets to promote its own fight. But if Kansas football and basketball players are going to be fighting each other, shouldn’t someone make some money off of it? We think yes. And it should be us, obviously.
With that we present the first-ever Red Dirt Kings production: “Collision on Campus — When Jayhawks Squawk Back. ” The Monster Energy Drink title bout features Tyshawn “Keep It G” Taylor vs. Dezmon “Birdman” Briscoe. If you must know, hit the first ESPN link above and learn how Tyshawn “keeps it G” and other street nonsense. If that’s not enough for your fictitious PPV dollars, we present our undercard after the jump. And it’s got a tasty bonus round, too.
Main Event:
Tyshawn “Keep it G” Taylor vs. Dezmon “Birdman” Briscoe
Undercard:
Demarco “Vegas Baby” Murray vs. Willie “Headphones” Warren
Zac “Attack” Robinson vs. Keiton “Pajamabottoms” Page
Colt “Country Boy” McCoy vs. Jai “The Undecided” Lucas
Bonus Round:
Sugar “The Yummy” Tits vs. Mattress “The Mormon Hater” Kitten
We have several offshore betting sites taking action. Or, as always, you can send money directly to my PayPal account. Which I obviously use as a slush fund to keep ST from talking of our “experiments.”

2 Comments Received
September 30th, 2009 @9:23 am
If you had a Dirt Monkey vs Gravy Train I would definitely be attending, but if you had a Sugar Tits vs Matress Kitten grudge match, with baby oil and jello, I would camp out!!
September 30th, 2009 @9:23 am
I ran into ST at our local pub on Friday. She said the same thing. Although if you add oil in, other things can’t happen. Just sayin’. /End Dirty Post
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