So, I had this written for a day or two and then it blew up on other sports/college football blogs. Seeing as it would be old news by the time Friday rolled around, you’re getting DBFOTW two days early. Awesome … well, until you see who it is.
A Texas Tech friend once asked me, “Do you ever put Sooners on your DBFOTW posts?” We do, but we could probably make it OUDBFOTW if we wanted. As it is, we try to share the love. Until we saw this cat. Anime posters and all. By all accounts he’s recording from his mother’s basement while going to school during the day for a degree in interior design. Or fashion. Whichever. But what the fuck, man?
First, this dude absolutely thinks he’s Mr. Burns with his evil laugh … first appearance at 21 seconds. But then he goes on and on being an annoying a-hole d-bag. Sure, he’s probably going over the top for YouTube (we hope), but man it angers me that I’m so angrily angry.
A couple of things sporto forgot. Oklahoma lost to a BYU team that was lit up by Florida State at home. Sure, the ‘Canes were handled by Virgina Tech on the road in a monsoon. But I think the Sooners would have also had their hands full in that environment. Tell me which defenses are better: BYU, Idaho State and Tulsa? Or Florida State, Georgia Tech and Virgina Tech? Miami has the hardest opening four games in the country … and they’re sitting at 2-1. Sooner Nerd, you act like the Sooners just went through Red October of 2000. We didn’t.
We especially like the impersonation/cartoon voice at 1:17. Does voiceover work on Fraggle Rock still pay well?
Man, I hate this dude. He’s so pompous and annoying and I can’t figure out why he’s getting under my skin. Good thing I know either MK or ST could whip his ass … at drinking or in a no-holds-barred street fight. Oh, and file this one away for future use: “Michigan’s defense can’t stop a VCR!” Gold!
I almost feel sorry for him. But then I hear how much of a self-righteous ass he’s being and the little “How ’bout da U” sign off he does. I hope he gets virtual SARS.
11 Comments Received
September 30th, 2009 @9:32 am
He makes you so angry because he is a ridiculous d-bag and he is broadcasting it nationally as a “representative” of OU fans. This is the type of shit that any other fan base will refer to when putting down another fan base as a whole. It’s this type of guy that makes people say “OU fans are fucking ridiculous and ignorant.” Thanks D-bag! Sigh, now I’m angry!
September 30th, 2009 @9:38 am
I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. This guy is terrible. But that faux finish on his walls is outstanding. Can we email his mom and ask her how she did that?
September 30th, 2009 @9:38 am
He’s already on EDSBS, which is about 1000 times more popular than RDK. And the YouTube comments are going crazy. Ugh.
September 30th, 2009 @10:14 pm
I couldn’t get enough. I need more. I look forward to this guy breaking down every team we play this year. They should also put him on the SoonerVision while the visiting team takes the field.
October 1st, 2009 @7:51 am
I guess props to him for leaving it up. I would have deleted the video and hid under my bed after the beating he’s taking.
October 1st, 2009 @9:19 am
Dude claims he’s got a video for Hate Week (not sure when or what Hate Week is).
You need to do an exclusive interview with this dude.
October 1st, 2009 @9:26 am
Who are we, CNN?
October 1st, 2009 @9:49 am
A. Al Gore should suspend his Internet privileges for one year. B. I bought that same shirt at Academy for like 5 bucks and because of him I can never wear it again. C. I am in a wheelchair and I could kick the fuck outta him all day, everyday. D. He thinks that he is soooo football smart, but I would bet my good leg that the only time he sat foot on the gridiron he was carrying water. E. He appears to be clueless on how the BCS works. F.UCK HIM!
October 1st, 2009 @10:19 am
This guy is awesome. He is 100% right on everything from his wall art, to his sweet hat, jersey, and the computer monitor he’s reading his well thought out take from. He’s also right about Michigan’s defense not being able to “stop a VCR.” I guarantee you most of those kids at Michigan never had to grow up with a VCR. I’d like to see them try and stop one. You can’t set those damn clocks on them to save your life, and if you do, they will inevitably blink forever on your ass.
October 1st, 2009 @12:05 pm
But seriously, did you ask his mom about that faux finish?
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