DBFOTW: Wabash Cannonball

Oklahoma State waves wheat. Texas has Hook ‘Em Horns. Aggies have a list of gameday nonsense longer than all other Big 12 schools combined. Kansas State, our foes from the North this weekend, has Wabash Cannonball.

No, it’s not really all that douchey per se, but K-State has such an odd, vile fanbase that they should be mentioned. This is their bit. They love it. They have some other random shit too — EMAW and dirty hits on Big 12 QBs — but the sexual similarities of this little chant/dance takes it.

Really, when you see a line of hot co-eds moving back and forth with their mouths open, all I can think of is Project Pat’s “Chickenhead” song. I mean, it’s one of only two things college chicks are good for. And when it’s a dude, it looks like some straight doggy-style sex move I dreamed up, then doing it completely wrong.

The Official K-State Wabash Video

Wabash/Oral Sex Act in Action

Pre-Sex Tape Erin Andrews Failing at Wabash

Completely unrelated, I also found an awesome French music video — that has apparently been around since early 2009 — with random chicks walking down the street nude. If we could find the raw version, it’d be the best music video ever. This post is now worth your time. Boomer Sooner!