Girls can be BITCHES! And don’t I know it (I’m a card-carrying member).
Thanks to SportsByBrooks, we can all now witness a happening from this past weekend at some bar in Dallas when the lie to pee got violent. Despite my boozie ways, I can’t tell which bar this is. Either because the bar sucks and I’ve never been there, or because the bar is awesome, and I’ve been there, got so wastie-facie, and don’t remember it. Could very easily be either.
From the looks of it, drunk, belligerent OU chick is standing in line with her BFF to tinkle. Enter drunk, bellierent UT chick. She cuts in front of the line and bolts for an open potty. (Can’t blame her, really. When you really have to pee, you’ve got to make shit happen).
Subtitles for you:
OU Chick: Get in the fucking back, you fat-ass bitch. (yoza!)
UT Chick: (drunkenly) … OK … Well, then do something about it. (Um, I’d say she invited the shit storm there.)
OU Chick: Blah, Blah, Blah, you have no class. Blah, blah, blah. Fatties to the front. (Eeesh!)
UT Chick: What are you going to do? (Oooh, gurl!)
OU Chick: I’m going to sit here and talk shit, that’s what I’m going to do. (Good call. Way to stay classy.)
Did you even go to Texas? Blah blah blah. You probably went to fucking Lubbock (sheblammy!)
Part 1: The Name-Calling
So, stupid-ass OU girls wants to get bitchy, finds herself in a fight and gets her hair jacked.
Who the fuck is her trainer, Kevin Wilson? (Cheap shot, I know.)
Part 2: Pulled Hair & Bitches Crying
Here’s where it gets douchy. Some Quasimodo dork is “interviewed.” He’s obviously from UT (he says “Texas/OU” … vomit) and is so proud of his one-liner. Really, Sooner fans lost so many different ways last weekend it’s unbearable.
Part 3: Fight for the Pee
What did we learn today, kiddies? We learned that when a bitch has to pee, you let her. Lest you want to get maimed in a public restroom. Couldn’t OU do anything right last weekend? Ugh.
Source: SportsByBrooks
5 Comments Received
October 22nd, 2009 @7:32 am
OU girl deserved what she got. First…
When you go to battle, braid your hair (at least put it back) and be prepared to fight dirty.
Second…bring a wing man(woman) who’s willing to do something more than hold you after you just got your hair jacked (twice) and talk shit.
October 22nd, 2009 @8:58 am
Weak on both sides! Even if you’ve had a few, don’t talk shit unless you’re willing to do something about it. And then the bovine chick does nothing but pull some hair (which evidently was enough) and then chimes in with a “that’s what i thought”, like she just handed out a beatdown? If only my wife had been there and it would have been straight up throwdown.
October 22nd, 2009 @10:09 am
I agree with ST. When the texASS cow said, “OK … Well, then do something about it.” She invited the shit storm there. So OU chick should have hit her right between the eyes!!! And after that happened her friend should have been right there kicking the cow in the baby maker!
Because as Okierover said when it comes to fighting texASS fans “be prepared to fight dirty”!!!
October 28th, 2009 @10:28 am
Clearly the ou bitch is MR and should have never said anything in the first place. People this is a perfect example of why siblings are not, I’ll repeat myself for any ou fans attempting to read this, NOT supposed to sleep together.
Ps Sammy Bradford blew Bobby Stoops.. There’s a video.
October 28th, 2009 @10:42 am
I agre witf aeverybody? Thairs clearle sumthing wrung wit that TaxESS girl (Boner Sooner!)
Al I got to sey is OU is Nombr Won and whil wen the champeyon ship this yer! yull cee!
And no bradfurd did NOT blew Bob Stoops! Thets a ly
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