OU-TX: KJ103 Rap Video Fail

Look, as Sooners, we’ve gotten plenty of shit. We’re used to it. We have thick skin. We can laugh at a good “tornado vs. trailer” joke, and even we appreciate a good mullet/jorts pairing. But there’s no reason to invite the shit.

Oh, but TJ and Janet, from OKC’s KJ103 invite the pain with this gehyass video.

First of all, how many times will we be subjected to shitass renditions of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”?  Yeah, yeah, Kanye, I know. It was the best video of the year.  But every one and their gimp grandmother are making their own version.  Some are great (e.g., Glee’s ) but this one is just reaching new levels of vomit-inducing, horrific secondary embarrassment.

I can just see the meeting at Clear Channel with TGay and Janet pitching this to the studio managers. TGay probably has known the dance since the day the video came out.  I bet you a box of magnums that he sets up his teddy bears, stuffed kittens and china dolls on his futon and does this dance around his living room; they boo less than his mother does when he makes her watch.

Good ol’ TGay was just WAITING for a chance to bust out his black leotard (vetoed by station managers — thank baby Jesus and the Holy Father, Bob Stoops) and jiggle around for his (12) listeners.

And who’s the mentally challenged delinquent who wrote the lyrics? “South of the Red, we’re coming again, doing our Boomer Sooner thing.” Or “So if you’re rooting for the Sooners, put your horns down.”  I’m too tired to even go into why this sucks fat hairy monkey balls. But I assume you understand.

There’s the obvious dig at their “dancing.”  Look, I appreciate a good “white guy dance” as much as the next chick, and I can laugh at the purposefully bad shimmying. But it just brought the bile further and further up into the back of my throat. And mama doesn’t like to puke — unless it’s on my own time (alone in a bathroom stall, revisiting the last meal I ate and crying fat girl tears).

I don’t even want to know who the two kids were, and with what they were bribed (or threatened) to do this dance. It makes my heart (and asshole) hurt. Being from a seemingly backwoods state, we can’t afford to further the stereotype of dumb-fuckery. So why, TGay and Janet, was this a good idea?