Chris Walken Is An Old, Funny Effer

This is not football-related. I really have no thoughts about football right now. This has been a boring rendition of the 2005 football season, complete with a three-loss OU team in November and an undefeated Texas team certain to coast to the national championship game.

Example A: Texas at Oklahoma State. That was worth the price of admission. Just goes to show that the Cowboys have no depth. They have good starters, but once those guys lie to the NCAA go down, they are fucked. And by a Texas team that frankly isn’t that good.

I suppose the USC debacle at Oregon made up for what was otherwise yet another mediocre Saturday of college football. I wonder when Pete Carroll is going to start getting shit for losing to teams he should beat. Or maybe ESPN will learn that sometimes, you can’t win every game, so back the fuck off Bob.

On to more important things. Like Christopher Walken reciting Lady Gaga as only he could. I think Chris could read the Old Testament and make it funny.