DBFOTW: Virtual TexAgs Poster

If you ask Gravy Train to list his three favorite Web sites, he’ll rattle off www.triplecheeseburgerchallenge.com, www.asianstripperkit.com and, of course, www.texags.com. Why? Well, the first two are completely obvious. But TexAgs, for whatever reason, has become his sanctuary.

Gravy Train knows that no matter how bad a season OU is suffering through, he can point his little browser — I assume he’s running IE 5 — to that Aggie WebPond and just marvel at the apathy of Texas A&M football. Delusion at its finest, no doubt.

But, really, I’m telling you something that you probably already know. You might not get this week’s DBOFTW unless you’ve ever ventured over there. But just imagine Mississippi State fans or something who truly, honestly believe they should be in the national title game every year and could hire the likes of Bill Cowher, Knute Rockne and Vince Lombadri … all on one staff. In their minds, they are college football elite. Royalty. The mother-effin’ bees knees (I still have no clue what that means).

Now that you’re caught up, take a gander at Virtual TexAgs Poster as a guest on a fake, computerized talk show. I’m really not sure who “wrf301″ is, but he deserves a gold star for creativity … not to mention capturing the essence of “Panhandle Slim.” For 88 percent of you, this will video suck ass. But for the 20 percent of you — math is for losers — that know an Aggie like this or have been to that hole in the Web, you’ll smirk a little and realize 6-4 isn’t that bad at all.