Underwood > Chenoweth

And it ain’t even close. This may come as a shock, but RDK has officially ruled sweet Oklahoma girl Carrie Underwood as “hot.” In contrast, we’ve ruled another Oklahoma girl, Kristin Chenoweth, as “goblin.” Fair? Maybe not because of the age difference. But the pair appeared on the FOX Carrie Underwood: An All-Star Holiday Special Monday night. As much as we love Carrie, it was pretty brutal.

I fast-forwarded through all the parts that didn’t have Carrie singing with extremely revealing shorts or skirts … total watch time was about 15 minutes. The rest was just garbage. Until I stumbled on to the little piece with Kristin Chenoweth (below). Sometimes she looks good in certain photographs, but I saw her live, in HD, and it was terrifying. She was far too tan and had serious “Mutley” face and “Skelator” jaw. Ugh. Far too much work done.

If anyone on this site tells me she’s hot, I’ll revoke your RDK membership card and banish you to The Pioneer Woman blog. For reals, I will. Below is the video of some random ’60s bit the Oklahoma pair did on the show with … Christina Applegate? Yeah, whatever. This special was awful and really put our sweet Carrie out of her element. Thankfully Gravy Train found pictures of Carrie on the beach in a bikini. All is forgiven.