Unsolicited Commentary:
Stoops To South Bend

In a move that shocked no one, Grimace Charlie Weis was fired yesterday. He of the two BCS bowl appearances. He of the 9-2 record in his first season. He of the 10-2 season his second year. He of the perennial top-5 recruiting classes according to several recruiting gurus.

He also of the BCS ass whippings, the 3-9 third season, the 15-21 record his final three seasons, and the epic FUPA.

First of all, Ruffin McNeil’s white twin needed to go. I don’t think anyone predicted he would have been fired shortly after two excellent seasons to start his college coaching career. But when you’re an arrogant asshole who can’t put a decent defense together despite coaching at the Mecca of college football, you need to go. He’s a bad college coach. And he proved it this year with a schedule that John Blake could have handled to the tune of 10 wins.

The Irish will now pay Weis $18 million due to a universally stupid decision to give Chuck a $30-plus million extension seven games into his head-coaching career. On top of that little buyout, they are going to pay another coach more money to turn their mediocre program around. They want a coach who is proven. They want a coach who will lead them to the promised land. They want a Catholic. They want a Midwest guy. That man? Bob Stoops.

Wait … Wait a second …

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

That will be the fucking day.

Notre Dame is a step down. Their facilities are crap. Their program is no better than Kansas. Their fans are insane, and not like OU-fan insane, rather think Ted Bundy insane. The national media attacks the Irish coach. They have average players despite what Tom Lemming says.  And they can’t/won’t pay Stoops what OU will pay him.

Oklahoma, off of their worst season in 11 years, has better players. We have better facilities. We have a better recruiting base (yes, OU is better at recruiting than ND). We can pay him top dollar. We love him and he has no chance of being fired.

I have been critical of our coaching staff this year. I felt like we were ill-prepared at times. I felt like our play-calling did not suit the guys we were running out there on Saturday. But in all fairness, we were completely and totally hammered by injuries this year. I fully expect a return to double-digit wins next season. I expect we will compete for conference and national championship titles. And I expect Bob will be our head coach.