Suckers. Here is a weekly summary for you:
I was going to Clearwater. I wasn’t going to Clearwater. It wasn’t going to blizzard and ice for three days. It was going to blizzard and ice for three days. Will we lose power for a week? Should I buy a new generator? (Which I [...]
Archive for January, 2010
Durex Weekly Wrap-Up
Posted by Gravy Train in January 29th 2010
DBFOTW: Don’t Abort Tim Tebow
Posted by Dirt Monkey in January 29th 2010
This week’s DBFOTW has got more hot sports abortion opinions than Jim Trabor and Al Escbach … combined. That’s a whole lot of opinions. Anyway, as I’m sure you’ve heard, Tim Tebow’s mother Pam — the Virgin Mary? — is going to be featured in a $2.8 million pro-life commercial spot during next week’s Super [...]
Ask A Ho: My Cupcakes Are Dry
Posted by SugarTits in January 28th 2010
I don’t bake. Sorry. I make a mean plate of nachos, and a wicked guacamole (odd that my two go-to plates are football-watchin’ dishes that can be made by a 5-year-old double amputee) but mama can’t bake worth shit.
And this is no surprise to anyone who has had more than a simple conversation with me.
My [...]
This. Means. Greatness.
Posted by Dirt Monkey in January 27th 2010
(Please forgive my terrible PS skills.)
2010 Lubbock Phonebook:
Mike Leach Laughs Last
Posted by Dirt Monkey in January 27th 2010
The ol’ swash-buckling pirate has done it again. Everyone’s favorite offensive genius, Mike Leach will haunt citizens of Lubbock — or fill them with joy — for the remainder of 2010. Why? Well, the ol’ rum-drinker is smack dab on the middle of the 2010 AT&T Yellow Pages cover. All. Some.
Once Leach’s team of cyborg [...]
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Mike Leach Laughs Last "
