It’s not often I’m grossed out by YouTube videos. But this one is, well, just gross. Not in a perverted creepy way that I’m usually drawn to. No, just too dirty for YouTube.
The gist? A redneck Volunteers fan from Green County, Tenn. — we know this because he tells us — rants and raves about former coach Lane Kiffin bolting Rocky Top for USC after just one season.
Really, who could blame him? He’s a the newest member of the Smarmy Douchebag University, joining Nick Saban, Les Miles and Bill Calahan. And I see a real link here … two Oakland Raiders coaches and two LSU coaches, but I digress.
Anyway, this chap decides to make a video demonstrating his disgust for Kiffin. He’s eloquent. He’s clever. He’s fucking
William Shakespeare or something. (Not really.)
Be warned, about a minute into the video he actually does urinate. On the video. And that’s the gross part. I don’t need point-of-view urination. Not usually anyway. Oh, and it’s full of explitives. So if you’re watching at work, half the volume low. Highlights that will be remembered forever:
“It’s time. You got that shit right. That’s fucking right …”
“Piss on you Lane Kiffin, you sorry piece of shit.”
“Cock-suckin’, mother-fucking, Trojan-wearing, douche-fuckin’-bag. Go Vols! Fuck you, Kiffin!”
Words this guy knows: Time. Bitch. Fuck. Piss. Lane. Kiffin. Told you he was eloquent.
2 Comments Received
January 15th, 2010 @1:39 pm
I can’t decide what’s uglier: the UT fans or their school colors………….
January 16th, 2010 @9:48 am
I like this guy. I hope that he washed his hands.
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