This one is going to be easy and, unfortunately, really late.
Archive for February, 2010
DBFOTW: Bouncy Baylor Bear
Posted by Dirt Monkey in February 26th 2010
“Saturday, we play Baylor. Saturday, we beat Baylor!” OK, so it’s a completely untrue and altered quote from the movie Varsity Blues, but I’m really running low on enthusiasm.
Yes, we do play Baylor. But seeing as we’ve lost eight of our last 10 games and couldn’t stop Cimmaron Middle School with our defense, I’m not holding [...]
Ask A Ho: Dinner with Mussolini
Posted by SugarTits in February 25th 2010
Red Dirt babies,
I’m effed. And not at all in a good way.
My parents are coming to my new place for dinner on Sunday. And I have to cook. And I can’t serve them cereal, steamed rice or Cheez-Its. I have to give these jerks real food.
Not only that, I have to [...]
Gravy’s Top-5 Underrated Sports Movies
Posted by Gravy Train in February 23rd 2010
So I was watching Field of Dreams … and it’s awesome, even after the 30th time. The premise of the movie is admittedly a little ridiculous. Hippie farmer hears voice. He builds baseball stadium in a corn field. Dead guys play. More voices. Reconciles with dad. The End.
It is widely considered one of the best [...]
OU Prof Hates Laptops, Loves Fame
Posted by Dirt Monkey in February 22nd 2010
Apparently, OU physics professor Kieran Mullen doesn’t like you reading Red Dirt Kings in class. I know, we don’t get it either. In fact, he was so fed up with those whippersnappers and their newfangled magic books distracting them from his lectures, he opted to freeze one in liquid nitrogen and shatter it against the [...]
