Red Lovelies,
This past weekend, I experienced something that I had heard tales of. Something that I thought was just a rumor started by man-hating bitches looking for sympathy. Something I thought couldn’t exist … until I witnessed four of them.
Man tantrums.
Mantums.
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Red Dirt babies,
I’m effed. And not at all in a good way.
My parents are coming to my new place for dinner on Sunday. And I have to cook. And I can’t serve them cereal, steamed rice or Cheez-Its. I have to give these jerks real food.
Not only that, I have to [...]
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Red Dirt Babycakes,
Hope you all had a vomitous Valentine’s Day, and a glorious President’s Day.
So, I said yesterday (on the Twitter machine) that I’m starting to seriously consider signing up for online dating.
If my friend’s horror/friggin’ hilarious stories didn’t scare me away, nothing can.
So, allow me to talk myself into signing up …
I figure worst-case [...]
Ask A Ho: Eff Off, Cupid
Red Dirt Jerkfaces,
Sorry. I didn’t mean that. I love you like I love Adrian’s bulge in the Nike Pro Combat commercial. But with all of this Valentine’s Day crap, my level of undue, misappropriated rage has skyrocketed.
Last week, I hinted (and by “hinted” I mean I blatantly said it) that I hate Valentine’s Day.
This shitty [...]
Ash A Ho: ST <3's Roxy
Lesbians are awesome.
They chop down trees, wear flannel and have scary ankle tattoos. (Note: they’re also good at home repair, cuddling and talking football.)
I’ve been called or thought a lesbian more times than I can count (I can’t count past 20).
My sister (RagingSlutBag not Sugar Bum) and I were holding hands (sisters do that) and [...]
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