Falling into the categories of …
“No fucking way”
“Bull-fucking-shit”
“You are shitting me”
and finally: “You are bull-fucking-shitting me”

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Aside from the redneck Oklahoma fans that think Bob Stoops should be fired, most somewhat-intelligent fans can still appreciate what he’s done with Oklahoma and his restoration of the program. And, obviously, other schools see it too as this week was the annual “Stoops to Atlanta” game. This year’s contestant? Notre Dame.
Now, if Bob Stoops [...]

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If they did add a few more employees, they probably would have time to send a few of their junior staffers to the cities they ranked as the “Best Places to Raise Your Kids.” Oklahoma’s representative? Not Norman, or Edmond. Not Owasso or Jenks.

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Four losses. And counting. There’s no easy way to explain this season. This offensive line is terrible and no QB will be able to thrive behind it in its current state. But three points? It’s by far the least offensive output under Stoops. In fact, you have to go back to the 34-3 loss to [...]

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This is not football-related. I really have no thoughts about football right now. This has been a boring rendition of the 2005 football season, complete with a three-loss OU team in November and an undefeated Texas team certain to coast to the national championship game.

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