Red Dirt Lovelies,
Last Saturday, DM, MK, myself  and everyone else in Dallas with the desire to get shitcaned before noon was out gallivanting  down Greenville.
And boy did we get shitcaned.
You know a day’s going to go well when you pound three Bloody Marys by 10:30 am, and take a walk with a fourth to go [...]

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After a 14-hour St. Patrick’s Day bender for the Greenville Avenue Block Party in Dallas, I’ve got nothing for you. No stupid jokes. No snide remarks. No naked pics of anything naked. I’m out. So, I just leave you with this shot I took about 2 p.m. on Saturday. It was one of the last [...]

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I’ve been sick since last week and, oddly, have today off for President’s Day. So I’m pulling a Gravy Train (i.e., mailing it in). Yeah, yeah, I’m the a-hole.

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Lesbians are awesome.
They chop down trees, wear flannel and have scary ankle tattoos. (Note: they’re also good at home repair, cuddling and talking football.)
I’ve been called or thought a lesbian more times than I can count (I can’t count past 20).
My sister (RagingSlutBag not Sugar Bum)  and I were holding hands (sisters do that) and [...]

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That means spiked nog. Gravy Train bitching at the weather and traffic. SugarTits trying to explain Italian holiday traditions. Mattress Kitten deciding between Owasso and Michigan. And me trying not to lose my mind by visiting mulitple families.
So, as you see, there’s lots to take care. We’ll be back next week with a few insightful [...]

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