This post is about two weeks late, but I completely forgot to mention it. During the national title game, did anyone pay close attention to the Tostitos TV spot? If you did — and obviosuly you know where this is going because you see the photo above — you’ll notice that Oklahoma sans the Sooners [...]

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2009 has been a raging bitch.
This year, we’ve had to high-five goodbye to three of my childhood favs. And my heart hurts.
John Hughes
Without Mr. Hughes and the Breakfast Club, I may have gone through life not understanding how the high school dynamic worked. What if I entered 9th grade thinking my nerdy ass could [...]

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It’s not often we shill products around these parts. But when something kicks as much ass as our very own Adrian Peterson’s Nike Pro Combat spot, “Alter Ego,” we must issue a red alert of awesomeness.
The 90-second spot aired during the second quarter of Thursday night’s NFL opener between the Tennessee Titans and Super Bowl [...]

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I’ve seen a ton of shitty broadcast spots in my day. But none epitomized the dumbing down of America more than this little number by Vehix.com. The gist: two Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders (i.e., porn stars in training) clapping and singing “Vehix.com, YAH!” Over. And over. And over.
These girls would be great for a number of [...]

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Editor’s Note: Last WMW of the year. Jackasstastic Picks start up again next week. Until I start to suck, and realize that I should stick with reviewing bad movies.
1) Terminator 2, Friday, 6 p.m., Bravo. But this is not a bad movie. In fact, find me another sequel that is actually better than the [...]

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