Speaking of mailing it in …

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The process of removing the outer layers of husk from corn is called shucking. Not husking. Idiots.

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This is not football-related. I really have no thoughts about football right now. This has been a boring rendition of the 2005 football season, complete with a three-loss OU team in November and an undefeated Texas team certain to coast to the national championship game.

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2 more days.  Two bodacious sets of boobs.

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Holy shitballs! In a mere 3 days the Sooners will have a go at the BYU Cougars at JerryWorld in Arlington.
Oops.
Hold on.
Alright, back with fresh panties. Thanks for waiting. Anyway, I have great news. Because during my recent visit to the holy land, I discovered 5 reasons OU will destroy the Stormin’ Mormons.
In no particular [...]

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