Editor’s Note: Last WMW of the year. Jackasstastic Picks start up again next week. Until I start to suck, and realize that I should stick with reviewing bad movies.
1) Terminator 2, Friday, 6 p.m., Bravo. But this is not a bad movie. In fact, find me another sequel that is actually better than the [...]

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1) NFL Preseason Football — Titans at Cowboys, Friday, 7 p.m., FOX. I presume this is a live game as FOX is showing the game during primetime (see below). I am sure regular watchers of American Dad and Cops will be sorely disappointed with missing their must-see TV on Friday night.
I presume Tony Romo banged [...]

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1) Coming to America, Friday, 8 p.m., Bravo. So there was this one time when Eddie Murphy was funny. And no, he wasn’t funny in The Nutty Professor. He was, however, funny in this movie. And so was Arsenio Hall. What in the hell happened to that guy? Someone from the ’80s ate him. Probably [...]

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1) Caddyshack, Friday 7 p.m., AMC. Why did Danny Noonan’s girlfriend in this movie have a British accent? Maybe she was a foreign exchange student whose parents made her work during her vacation ‘cross the pond.
My mom was a foreign exchange student when she was in high school. No shit — she went to Columbia. She [...]

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1) Blazing Saddles, Friday, 9:15 p.m., AMC. Very simply the greatest comedy of all time.
2) Roadhouse, Saturday, 1:30 p.m., CMT.Yeah, this is the quintessential dude movie. Hot girl. Fight scenes. Good one-liners. Terribly dumb story. WWF superstar. Sam Elliott.
I never did get, though, why a philosophy major was a bouncer at a crappy bar. That [...]

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