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		<title>Durex Weekly Wrap Up</title>
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Speaking of mailing it in &#8230;

I worked for a few hours today. I watched the tournament at work during said few hours. I bought a new luxury sled. I prepped for Snowmageddon 2010.
Sorry.
Expect a big announcement shortly.
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		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/durex-weekly-wrap-up-13.html</link>
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		<title>DBFOTW: Fat, Drunk Cubbie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It takes a lot for me to tell someone that they&#8217;ve had too much to drink. But when you&#8217;re 40 years old, 300 bills and crawling on the streets around Wrigley Field, you&#8217;ve had too much to drink.
Unfortunately, I think this is what I must act like after Oklahoma loses to Texas. (A much sexier, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TMZ: Gallon Received $3K Wire Transfer</title>
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What, you thought OU&#8217;s basketball season couldn&#8217;t get worse? You were clearly wrong. According to TMZ &#8212; and they don&#8217;t tend to eff around much &#8212; a $3,000 wire transfer was deposited into the joint savings account of Keith &#8220;Tiny&#8221; Gallon and his mother, Sylvia Wright.
As for who gave Keith the dough &#8212; the document [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/tmz-gallon-received-3k-wire-transfer.html</link>
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		<title>Ask A Ho: My Liver Is Green</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Red Dirt Lovelies,
Last Saturday, DM, MK, myself  and everyone else in Dallas with the desire to get shitcaned before noon was out gallivanting  down Greenville.
And boy did we get shitcaned.
You know a day’s going to go well when you pound three Bloody Marys by 10:30 am, and take a walk with a fourth to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Web Win: Piano Chat Improv Guy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not sure how many of you kids are familiar with Chat Roulette. But the gist of it is that you visit ChatRoulette.com and it connects you via Web cam to random strangers.
Now, in my limited experience, this often results in a disconnect or fat white dude slapping his salami. Not something anyone wants to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/web-win-piano-chat-improv-guy.html</link>
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		<title>Bracketonomy</title>
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See what I did there?

It was a clever take on ESPN&#8217;s ever boorish Bracketology. Joe Lunardi gets paid more than me almost as much as me to spend a month guessing which teams will make the NCAA tournament, then brags about missing one or two each year. There are literally five bubble teams each year that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/bracketonomy.html</link>
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		<title>St. Patrick&#8217;s Party Aftermath</title>
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After a 14-hour St. Patrick&#8217;s Day bender for the Greenville Avenue Block Party in Dallas, I&#8217;ve got nothing for you. No stupid jokes. No snide remarks. No naked pics of anything naked. I&#8217;m out. So, I just leave you with this shot I took about 2 p.m. on Saturday. It was one of the last [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/st-patricks-party-aftermath.html</link>
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		<title>Durex Weekly Wrap-Up</title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Spring break is almost here. FYI.

Members of the Oklahoma State Legislature found a new and creative way to embarrass the state of Oklahoma this week. How? By interrupting actual governing with a pissing contest about portraits of the President and the former state house speaker. It&#8217;s almost amazing that this state gets anything done, what with [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/durex-weekly-wrap-up-12.html</link>
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		<title>DBFOTW: March Madness Rap</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m really getting annoyed at having to feature shit-ass rap videos on DBFOTW. But so many dildos out there keeping posting them, it&#8217;s our duty to let RDKers mock their uselessness.
Take these humans for example. In a weak attempt to hype up March Madness, they have managed to fail at creativity, humor, musical talent and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/dbfotw-march-madness-rap.html</link>
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		<title>Ask a Ho: Sara&#8217;s Secrets Aren&#8217;t So Secret</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Red Dirt Babies,
I was watching TV late the other night. At commercial, I got up to go tinkle.  I’m in the bathroom taking care of business like BTO, and I hear crazy sex noise coming from my TV.
Now, sex noises coming from my TV is not a rare occurrence, but it was a little startling [...]]]></description>
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