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		<title>Ask a Ho: Sara&#8217;s Secrets Aren&#8217;t So Secret</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Red Dirt Babies,
I was watching TV late the other night. At commercial, I got up to go tinkle.  I’m in the bathroom taking care of business like BTO, and I hear crazy sex noise coming from my TV.
Now, sex noises coming from my TV is not a rare occurrence, but it was a little startling [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Boz: SI&#8217;s Rare Photos</title>
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You know who partied with fuckloads of kick-ass in the &#8217;80s? The Boz, that&#8217;s who. Your very own Brian Bosworth actually. But what&#8217;s even more amusing is to look at Sports Illustrated&#8217;s rare &#8212; their term, not mine &#8212; photos of Oklahoma&#8217;s linebacker in his prime of me-first-ness. What a birthday present &#8230; he turned [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/the-boz-sis-rare-photos.html</link>
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		<title>Willie Warren to Return?</title>
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According to today&#8217;s story in the Tulsa World, Oklahoma sophomore guard Willie Warren hasn&#8217;t ruled out returning to Norman for his junior year. In fact, because of his ankle surgery, dissapointing season and poor team performance, the Texas native thinks that it could be very likely he returns for the 2010-11 campaign.

&#8220;I talked to Coach [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/willie-warren-to-return.html</link>
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		<title>Mmmmm &#8230; Spring &#8230;</title>
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We had the first signs that spring has actually arrived here in Oklahoma. No, not the mild temperatures. Not the rain or thunder. And not the 40 MPH south winds.

Yesterday, a tornado RIPPED through the otherwise whogivesadamn town of Hammon. Fans of Katie Couric were stuck watching Gary England and Val Castor&#8217;s play-by-play of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OU&#8217;s &#8216;Other&#8217; Season Starts Today</title>
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What other season? Well, to die-hard college football fans there are only three seasons: 1) regular season 2) spring practice and 3) recruiting. And today&#8217;s the beginning of the thing that gets us from a little closer to fall Saturdays.
The lazy bastards that we are, we&#8217;ll leave the spring practice coverage to the experts. You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Durex Weekly Wrap-Up</title>
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A porn star got court-side tickets for the Sunflower State Showdown this week. Some whore named Samantha Ryan. Actually, that was presumptuous. She was probably just a girl from a small town in Kansas who&#8217;s only dream in life was to make it big in the bright lights of Hollywood.

Instead, she probably met an Italian guy on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/durex-weekly-wrap-up-7.html</link>
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		<title>DBPOTW: Brawlin&#8217; Brittney</title>
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Notice the subtle change of the title. Yes, this is a player, not a fan, putting the D in Douche. Baylor&#8217;s Brittney Griner let testosterone &#8212; yes, testoreone &#8212; get the better of her during a game against Texas Tech Wednesday night.
As you can see from the video, she got flung about by Tech&#8217;s Jordan [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/dbpotw-brawlin-brittney.html</link>
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		<title>Ask A Ho: Mantrums</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Red Lovelies,
This past weekend, I experienced something that I had heard tales of. Something that I thought was just a rumor started by man-hating bitches looking for sympathy. Something I thought couldn’t exist … until I witnessed four of them.
Man tantrums.
Mantums.


Mantrum One:
Roxy and I were out at a bar with a boy she’d been seeing [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/ask-a-ho-mantrums.html</link>
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		<title>RDK Wire: Bryant Atop NFL Draft Risks</title>
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INDIANAPOLIS &#8212; According to Yahoo! Sports, former Oklahoma State star Dez Bryant just might be the biggest risk in April&#8217;s NFL Draft. And they may be right. After a combine workout Tuesday, Bryant deemed himself the best football player ever and would forgo the NFL Draft and opt to devise a unique method to decide [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.reddirtkings.com/2010/03/rdk-wire-bryant-atop-nfl-draft-risks.html</link>
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		<title>Is Anne Hathaway Hot?</title>
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The wife and I were watching Get Smart last night. It&#8217;s quite an enjoyable flick. Short and funny. Like me, except not as awesome or attractive. Anne Hathaway plays a great role in the film, and honestly I had a gigantic crush on her when we first watched this movie. But in retrospect, is she [...]]]></description>
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