See what I did there?

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After a 14-hour St. Patrick’s Day bender for the Greenville Avenue Block Party in Dallas, I’ve got nothing for you. No stupid jokes. No snide remarks. No naked pics of anything naked. I’m out. So, I just leave you with this shot I took about 2 p.m. on Saturday. It was one of the last moments I remember before going into my drunk stupor. Eff me.

Spring break is almost here. FYI.

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I’m really getting annoyed at having to feature shit-ass rap videos on DBFOTW. But so many dildos out there keeping posting them, it’s our duty to let RDKers mock their uselessness.

Take these humans for example. In a weak attempt to hype up March Madness, they have managed to fail at creativity, humor, musical talent and technical proficiency. At least the Olympic Rap from a few weeks ago had original music (sorta) and a video camera made after 1997.

The only thing saving this shit-ass video from raping my earballs is that “No Sleep ‘Til Brooklyn” is ST’s favorite song to pole dance to. It really brings back some great memories … of her junior-high days. What? I’m suppose to check the ID of every girl I run across? Meh.

Anyway, what’s odd is that their Saved By the Bell “I Love Bayside” video, based on last summer’s “I Love College” by Asher Roth, had potential. Shut up, SBTB kicked ass.

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Red Dirt Babies,

I was watching TV late the other night. At commercial, I got up to go tinkle.  I’m in the bathroom taking care of business like BTO, and I hear crazy sex noise coming from my TV.

Now, sex noises coming from my TV is not a rare occurrence, but it was a little startling considering I was watching some shit-ass, sexless movie on Bravo.

With the help of God’s gift to lazy slobs like myself, I rewound that bitch to see what all the racket was. If there’s sexin’ going on, I want to watch it.

This is what I missed.

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