1) Caddyshack, Friday 7 p.m., AMC. Why did Danny Noonan’s girlfriend in this movie have a British accent? Maybe she was a foreign exchange student whose parents made her work during her vacation ‘cross the pond.
My mom was a foreign exchange student when she was in high school. No shit — she went to Columbia. She [...]

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1) Okie Noodling II, Friday, 9 p.m., PBS. I know some of you pricks don’t live in Oklahoma (see Monkey, Dirt), but when it comes to noodling … on TV … I don’t give a shit. PBS in Oklahoma is doing an hour-long documentary on rednecks from in and around Idabel who catch large catfish [...]

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1) Any Given Sunday, Friday, 8 p.m., SpikeTV. This is a movie that I enjoy much more now than I did when it first came out. It just didn’t seem real in any capacity whatsoever. From a chick caring about football that much, to the fake team names, to LT damn near dying on the [...]

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1) Lakers at Nuggets: Game 6, Friday, 8 p.m., ESPN. Westwood up by a game. Elimination time for the mile-high men. But the Nuggets haven’t lost at home in a decade. And I hate the Lakers. Nugs by 15.
*SIGH*
I tried.
Fuck it, I hate the NBA. But I’ll be honest. There’s not a goddamn thing on [...]

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Um, “she” is the game of baseball. What the eff did you think I was talking about? Your wife was right, you are a dirty pervert. Anyway, I’m sure I already know the answer to this question, but who’s ready for the Major League Baseball season to begin? For the three of you that said [...]

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