Last Week: 1-3
Season: 5-11
Just pick the opposite. Pretend you are George Costanza from that Seinfeld episode where he gets a job with the Yankees by acting in complete opposite with what his instincts tell him. I am practicing that theory as we speak. My instincts tell me to read online Bible verses. So I will [...]

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So, I had this written for a day or two and then it blew up on other sports/college football blogs. Seeing as it would be old news by the time Friday rolled around, you’re getting DBFOTW two days early. Awesome … well, until you see who it is.
A Texas Tech friend once asked me, “Do [...]

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Last Week: 1-3
Season: 4-8
Good God. That sucks.
Now its time to actually start paying attention and making some real picks. No more dicking around and using a magic 8 ball to make my picks. I am getting real – Oklahoma City.
So my advice is to put your next mortgage duplex section 8 payment on all 4 [...]

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Wait, so you’re telling me this weekend our Sooners have a bye? What in the monkey-loving hell? Bye weeks are the blue balls of the football season.  Seriously. You get all excited from the action of last weekend, and the bye weekend rolls around and you’re left completely unsatisfied.

Damn you, football blue balls!
All week I’ve [...]

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Last night, I was enjoying a nice, cool summer breeze and an adult beverage — or five –  with some friends and family and we were discussing the upcoming football season.
As we were talking about our favorite teams and debating quarterbacks, coaches and bowl wins (or losses in OU’s case), the conversation started to turn [...]

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