Red Dirt Babycakes,
Hope you all had a vomitous Valentine’s Day, and a glorious President’s Day.
So, I said yesterday (on the Twitter machine) that I’m starting to seriously consider signing up for online dating.
If my friend’s horror/friggin’ hilarious stories didn’t scare me away, nothing can.
So, allow me to talk myself into signing up …
I figure worst-case [...]

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Red Dirt lovelies,
So, the hottie-hot friend at work is still getting weekly creepy letters from her Richard Pryor e-dater.  And I have to share.
It’s too creepy not to.
So, as a refresher, this is where we left off …
And here’s Richard Pryor’s response to her:
Note: all of the punctuation and obsessive dash usage as line brakes [...]

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Red Dirty Babies,
So, two weeks ago we left my hottie work friend and her creeper online stalker dater, she had replied to his list of 10 questions with a benign “those are some crazy questions” response.
It was all fun and games until someone writes a poem.
…a Lord of the Rings poem at that.

From Richard Pryor [...]

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Red Dirties,
There have definitely been times where I’ve been so desperate for a lay date, that I’ve considered powering up the old Internet machine and creating a Match.com profile, or a JDate.com, or a Crazy-Bitches-Seeking-Sugar-Daddy.com, or CreepersAndKillers.com.
So when the (super hot) chick I sit next to at work took a dating bullet and put a [...]

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